What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is Tinder the best dating app?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy